You don’t have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.
Today I will teach you how to become a Fashion Blogger. I totally think I missed my calling in life and you will completely see this in the pictures below.
Yes, that would be a high end fashion model… You don’t think?
My son actually took these pictures and we figured out two things after he took them.
1- He should be a high end fashion photographer (attention attention)
2- He know’s all about shutter speed (or this was just luck)
Who’s ready to see the REAL way to take pictures of “bags” for your BLERG.
EXAMPLE 1: STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH BAG SLIGHTLY COVERING THE TOP PART OF YOUR LEGS.
EXAMPLE 2: STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF ROAD AND HOLD BAG WITH A SLIGHT SEXINESS TO IT AND JUMP STRAIT UP IN THE AIR. CAREFUL NOW THIS CAN BE DANGEROUS. EXAMPLE 3: STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TOUCH THE BAG WITH ONE HAND LIKE YOU ARE PROTECTING IT FROM ALIENS WHILE OTHER HAND IS BENT AND SEXY. P.S. DON’T FORGET TO BEND ONE KNEE, NOT TWO. JUST ONE. EXAMPLE 4: STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND JUMP STRAIT UP WITH KNEES BENT. REMEMBER WE STILL NEED TO LOOK WHIMSICAL AND SEXY ALL WHILE KEEPING THE BAG IN THE PICTURE. WE CAN SEE I OBVIOUSLY SUCCEEDED HERE. EXAMPLE 5: STAND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHILE HOLDING YOUR BAG AND PRETEND TO RUN AFTER A CAB WHILE SMILING AND POINTING YOUR TOES.
EXAMPLE 6: RUN ACROSS THE ROAD WHILE TRYING TO DO A SPLIT IN THE AIR ( BUT NOT TOO MUCH )
MAKE SURE TO CUT THE HEAD OFF OF THE PICTURE. THIS WILL TOTALLY GET YOU THAT GAP CONTRACT YOU HAVE BEEN WANTING. KENDI CAN PROLLY HELP ME ON THIS ONE. EXAMPLE 7: STICK YOUR ARMS OUT AND PLACE THE BAG IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. I RECOMMEND WEARING A LITTLE BIT OF MAKEUP FOR THIS ONE. EXAMPLE 8: STAND SIDEWAYS AND HANG YOUR BAG ALMOST TO THE GROUND ON THE SIDE OF YOUR BODY. EXAMPLE 9: FACE THE CAMERA WHILE HOLDING BAG IN FRONT OF YOU. REMEMBER THE KEY IS TO LOOK AS UN-NATURAL AS POSSIBLE. EXAMPLE 10: THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU GIVE IT YOUR ALL WHILE THE MAN IN THE BACKGROUND UNLOADS A DRESSER FROM A TRUCK. TRY TO MAKE YOUR HAIR FLOAT IN THE PICTURE SO YOU LOOK LIKE A DISNEY PRINCESS. I mean, I will be honest with you. It’s that easy to become a fashion model. If I can make it so can you. Stay tuned for the next photo shoot with a really cool Old Navy Striped Dress.